| Krieket kwinkslae (oftewel, "cricket quips...") [boodskap #100752] |
Di, 21 Desember 2004 13:05 |
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Na die droewige einde aan die 1ste toets het ons iets nodig om die
krieketmoreel hoog te hou ....
(Anti - ek verskaf dit in Engels sodat jou gesin hierin kan deel ....)
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IF YOU LIKE CRICKET U WILL LOVE THESE!
1. Rod Marsh & Ian Botham: When Botham took guard in an Ashes match, Marsh
welcomed him to The wicket with the immortal words: "So how's your wife &
my kids?"
2. Daryll Cullinan & Shane Warne: As Cullinan was on his way to the wicket,
Warne told him he had been waiting 2 years for another chance to humiliate
him. "Looks Like you spent it eating," Cullinan retorted.
3. Glenn McGrath & Eddo Brandes: After Brandes played & missed at a McGrath
delivery, the Aussie Bowler politely enquired: "Oi, Brandes, why are you so
fat?" "Cos every time I f... your wife she gives me a biscuit," Brandes
replied.
4. Robin Smith & Merv Hughes: During 1989 Lords Test Hughes said to Smith
after he played & missed: "You can't f...ing bat".
Smith to Hughes after he smacked him to the boundary: "Hey Merv, we make a
fine pair. I can't f...ing bat & you can't f...ing bowl."
5. Merv Hughes & Javed Miandad: During 1991 Adelaide Test, Javed called
Merv a fat bus conductor. A few balls latter Merv dismissed Javed: "Tickets
please", Merv called out as he ran past the departing batsman.
6. Merv Hughes & Viv Richards: During a test match in the West Indies,
Hughes didn't say a Word to Viv, but continued to stare at him after
deliveries. "This is my island, my culture. Don't you be staring at me? In
my culture we just bowl." Merv didn't reply, but after he dismissed him he
announced to the batsman: "In my culture we just say f... off."
7. Ricky Ponting & Shaun Pollock: After going past the outside edge with a
couple of deliveries, Pollock told Ponting: "It's red, round & weighs about
5 ounces." Unfortunately for Pollock, the next ball was hammered out of the
ground. Ponting to Pollock: "you know what it looks like, now go find it."
8. And of course you can't forget Ian Healy's legendary comment which was
picked up by the Channel microphones when Arjuna Ranatunga called for a
runner on a particularly hot night during a one dayer in Sydney.."You don't
get a Runner for being an overweight, unfit, fat Bastard!!!"
9. Can't remember the player or the exact details but went something like
Mark Waugh standing at second slip, the new player to the crease playing &
missing the first ball. Mark - "Ohh, I remember you from a couple years ago
in Australia. You were shit then, you're f...ing useless now". Kiwi -
(Turning around) - "Yeah, that's me & when I was there you were going out
with that old, ugly slut & now I hear you've married her. You dumb bastard".
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